I could scrub toilets with that hair

Best Week Ever tries to explain the reasoning behind Sanjaya's latest hair style. According to them Sanjaya Malakar was trying to capitalize from the film 300 by pulling a King Leonidas. By that logic Melinda Doolitle borrowed her turtle look from TMNT.

I'd sure like to see 300 men with long pointy objects running at Sanjaya, and so would he.

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