Saturday, March 31, 2007

From Sanjaya acting normal, to blake being sexually frustrated

Idol; Secrets! Uhh not really People magazine, this info is a bunch of crap. No past lovers? Secret drug-use, pissed off gay exes, diva behavior? Geez.

Lakisha Jones: The Single Mom
Age: 27
Relationship Status: Single
Pre-Idol: The mom to 4-year-old daughter Brionne worked as a bank teller in Fort Meade, Md.
The Fame Factor: "I've had a couple of guys call me and say 'Hey, baby ... ' I'm like 'Are you kidding me? Baby? I remember you didn't give me a return phone call. You remember that? Stop calling me, dude. It ain't happening.' "
Idol Style: "I am a little self-conscious because I am the heaviest girl of the bunch. But I try to keep it classy. I'm not going the shorter skirt route again."
Hidden Talent: "I am a great cook! I do oxtails, collard greens, some gravy, crab salad. But I don't bake. Cakes and stuff always fall down."
Backstage Secret: "The hard part is not being able to put my daughter (who's bunking with Grandma in Michigan) in bed with me at night. She sleeps so wild, she's all over the place. I used to move her off me, but now I would love to feel her kicking me or slobbering on my arm, you know?"
Why She Auditioned: "I just want a better life for my daughter and me. I don't ever want to go home and have my lights shut off again, or where I'm calling my friends and going, 'Can I borrow $20?' "

Melinda Doolittle: The Mom Figure

Age: 29
Relationship Status: Single
Pre-Idol: Brentwood, Tenn.-based backup singer for Aaron Neville, CeCe Winans and Idol alum George Huff
Why She Auditioned: "Some friends invited me to go with them to the Memphis audition, saying it would be fun to watch the funny singers," says Doolittle. "On the way we decided the whole car had to audition, and I ended up being the only one to make it."
Idol Style: "I'm a bit of a tomboy, so these heels and all this are not normal for me. It's fun, but it's like playing dress-up, so when I go home, it's snatch the wig off and lie down!"
Backstage Secret: "I am the oldest one here," she says, "so the other contestants call me Mama. I love to be silly. Everybody thinks I'm shy, but I'm not shy. I just get a little nervous occasionally."
The Makeover: "I am the worst," says Doolittle of her style sense. "Thank God I have help."

Phil Stacey: The Family Guy

Age: 29
Relationship Status: Married to Kendra, who gave birth to their second daughter, McKayla, while Dad was trying out.
Pre-Idol: U.S. Navy petty officer third class, stationed in Jacksonville, Fla.
What Made Him Audition: "My friend made me because I missed his wedding and that's how he said I could make it up to him. I'm glad he did!"
Backstage Secret: "I have this nervous habit where I cough before I go onstage. I get nervous, I cough – my parents have always yelled at me about it. I really need to get over it."
What's On His iPod? "Spice Girls. I'm a huge Spice Girls fan. They are the mac daddies of pop." - Uh.. intresting.

Sanjaya Malakar: The Shocker

Age: 17
Relationship Status: Single
Pre-Idol: Seattle high school student
Winning Strategy: "There's never been an Indian American Idol," says Malakar. "I want to be proof of the melting pot that America is. My strategy is to be myself. I'd like to appear like a normal person because I am a normal person." LIAR!
Fame Factor: "I don't want to be really angry or hurt, so I don't read what they say about me in the press or online."
Best Idol Bud: "Jordin and I have the high school thing going on, but I try to hang out with everyone."
Backstage Secret: "As soon as I get onstage, I have to pee. It never fails," says Malakar, who wears a lucky charm – his grandfather's wedding ring – to help calm his nerves.
Guest mentor he's psyched to meet: "Tony Bennett. When I heard he was going to be on, I was ecstatic."

Blake Lewis: The Beat Boxer


Age: 25
Relationship Status: Single
Pre-Idol: Performed as an a cappella musician, including a four-year gig with the Seattle group Kickshaw
Why He Auditioned: "I've been waiting for an opportunity like this for a long time. I've done improv comedy and rap videos with my friends, which are on YouTube. Doing that prepped me for being on TV."
Idol Style: "I started to make my own pants when I was in Seattle because I don't wear jeans," says Lewis, who has six tattoos. "I only wear these Caddyshack pants – I call them Grandpa pants. I like to put a little funk into everything."
Backstage Secret: "I'm sexually frustrated! I broke up with my girlfriend right before Hollywood week, which was sad. I have no game. I get scared because I regard women as the most beautiful creatures in the world. (GIRLFRIEND, IF YOU DO EXIST LET US KNOW). But when (I'm performing), it's easier because then they come talk to me. A tour could be fun!"
Who's On His iPod? "I love Robin Thicke. I wanted to do his music on the show but he didn't give clearance. Darn that Robin!"

Chris Richardson: The Timberlake Look-Alike

Age: 23
Relationship Status: Single
Pre-Idol: Restaurant supervisor at Hooters in Chesapeake, Va.
Music Background: "I've recorded for about five years," says Richardson. "I went to a studio (in Virginia Beach) one night and Justin Timberlake was recording his album. I played my guitar for him and we watched a basketball game."
Idol Style: "When I first came to L.A. I weighed 225 lbs. I would do label visits and they'd say they loved the music, but 'you need to lose weight.' Now I'm 180. I went on a strict diet and I work out religiously."
Backstage Secret: A brewing intra-Idol romance perhaps? A source spotted Richardson and Top 24 Idol Alaina Alexander – who's been sitting with Richardson's family during the shows – hanging out in L.A. "They weren't too affectionate in public," says the source, "but they were talking close to each other. They were having fun."
On Being Judged: "I'm my own worst critic. I see my performances and go, 'Oh, that's horrible.' " - And yet you continue being horrible.

Gina Glocksen: The Rocker Chick

Age: 22
Relationship Status: Dating Joe Ruzicka, a guitar player. (He's been in the audience holding her good luck charm, a stuffed lizard named Pickle.)
Pre-Idol: Chicago dental assistant and part-time singer.
The Fame Factor: "I get so down when I see (on blogs) 'Gina looked really big in that dress.' That's why they tell you not to read this stuff," she says. "It's a talent show, not America's Next Top Model. And I'm not that big!"
Backstage Secret:
Although Glocksen usually sports a tongue piercing, "I was told not to have it in by (executive producer) Nigel Lythgoe," she says. "He said, 'It's middle America. Do you want votes or no?' " Glocksen followed Lythgoe's advice for a few weeks, but then put the stud back in.
Scandal Scarred: "I always think, 'That could be me,' " says Glocksen of the hubbub over the racy photos that surfaced featuring former Idol Antonella Barba. "That's why they have you tell (producers) what you've done in the past. Old friends will try to put the kibosh on you."
Idol Ritual: "Before I perform, I floss my teeth. I've seen a lot of people that don't even think about it, and the camera's right up in there."

Haley Scarnato: The Hottie(?)

Age: 24
Relationship Status: Engaged to Bobby Krudwig, a sales executive
Pre-Idol: Wedding singer in her native San Antonio
Fame Factor: Although she thinks it's "cute" that she has a fan club called "Haley's Comet," Scarnato doesn't want to know much more than that. "I completely stay away from the Internet and gossip – it's scary," she says. "I got recognized recently, which was weird. They said something about my mole!"
Guest Mentor She's Psyched to Meet: "Martina McBride," says the country fan. "I love her."
What's On Her iPod? "I love Elvis, which is shocking to people for some reason."
On Being Judged: "Some comments are pretty harsh. Ryan lightens the mood. It's nice to have him on that big stage next to you."

Jordin Sparks: Teen Wonder

Age: 17
Relationship Status: Single
Pre-Idol: High school junior and plus-size model
Music Background: Sparks toured with Christian singer Michael W. Smith. Her other training? Watching Idol since its first season. "I was, like, 11!" she says. (Actually, she was 12.) "I know what the past Idols have done and I know what looks good on TV and what looks not good."
Why She Auditioned: "When I'm on the stage, I feel like I can be myself and nobody will care. I love being up there. I love seeing the faces in the crowd. I love hearing the clapping when you're performing."
Idol Life: "My hair makes it hard for me to hide. I pull it back and people still recognize me. These little girls are so precious – they say, 'We vote for you all the time!' I love it. My dad (former NFL player Phillippi Sparks) was always in the spotlight, so I'm very comfortable with being in the spotlight, too."
What's On Her iPod? " 'N Sync and Hanson. I love 'MMMBop'!"

Source People

Awe they really don't hate each other!

They totally do! The puppets are putting up a show. Any who, four of our favorite Idols, Blake, Haley, Jordin and that other girl with the hair were exclusively caught by TMZ getting some grub. Where's everyone else? I know they sure as hell ain't "training" and working on their vocal skills!
So how does the Idol leaving arrangements work out? I thought they had them all stuck in a house or something. I didn't think they could just walk out at will.
Source TMZ

Because we love Nancy Grace

Our beloved Nancy Grace of CNN's Nancy Grace along with outer overly-enthusiastic journalists, is getting some heat over her "breaking" stories about Michael Jackson's hospitalization. Bitch dedicated over half of her to all that bunch of bull-crap. It's been reported he was in no serious condition. Although with MJ... you never know what the hell is going on.

Well cheer up Nancy! We trust you all the way and love your show. Who else would've given us all that Anna Nicole Smith news overload, only you!


Friday, March 30, 2007

For all you gay idol fans

Mmmmmm! Wouldn't you like to join
Ironically enough, Sanjaya no where to be found

Office Miis! Wiii!

Adorable! People go crazy with this Wii Mii things. Someone decided to recreate The Office cast on their very own Wii. Jim was the best IMO.



Via Life in The Office

So you're planning on watching The Sopranos's final season

You better catch up then! I'm one of those few people that doesn't watch this show but wished I did. I know they give re-runs now but It's always hard for me to get into a drama when I don't see it from the beginning.

IF you're not me tho, and your ass is gonna watch the final season, here's the whole series in 7 minutes. Warning, just about every major spoiler




Season premiere April 8th on HBO

Geeks rejoice

24’s Mary Lynn Rajskub graces the cover of Geek Monthly Issue 3. Pick up the issue to read Mary’s thoughts on her character as well as future plans outside of 24. As part of our extensive interview with the actress we talked tech and it turns out that Mary is not exactly as technically savvy as Chloe. That excerpt and some web exclusive photos below

Windows Vista DRM – Good or bad?
It’s outstanding. No, fair. Actually I don’t use a PC—we’re all on Macs. Is that weird?

What’s your favorite Linux distro?
The purple one?

Do you think the increase in performance between the Intel Duo and the Intel Core Duo is worth the price?
It’s a little expensive—overpriced.

What is a mouse?
The one I have at home is squishy—but on the show it’s just big—I have to work it with both hands.

In one episode you had to reboot the routers. Why did you have to do this yourself? Don’t you have patsies to do that stuff?
It’s like I have to do everything myself—no one else is to be trusted.

How much RAM is enough RAM?
I need more RAM.

There’s a theory on the net that Chloe has Asberger Syndrome…
I’ve heard about this—let’s just say I’m a genius and leave it at that. And that I can talk to dolphins.











































Who knew this bitch was this hot
Thanks to Geek Monthly

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Interview with Chris Sligh

On this exit interview from AOL, Chris explains his distaste with AI, and why he wanted to leave the show two weeks ago. He also talks about VFTW and Sanjaya. You just know there's more he wants to say... but he can't! AI owns his ass now.

"The judges gave you a hard time about your performance. In rehearsals, did you sense that you were going to have a problem with the rhythm?
I sang with Gwen on Saturday, and I had just picked that song out Friday afternoon after changing my song. I was originally going to do 'Give a Little Bit' covered by The GooGoo Dolls. But I really wanted to challenge myself a little bit more. By the time I got to rehearsals on Monday, I had started to get the rhythm down a little bit. But I actually went back and listened to my performance about 10 or 15 times. It wasn't a great performance, but it wasn't as bad as the judges made it seem. As soon as they gave me the spanking that they did, I kind of new I was going home.

You were an early favorite, but you kind of lost momentum. What do you think happened?
You know what I think it was? I never came into this wanting to win it. I come from an indie / alternative rock kind of background. For me, I think winning would hurt what I was really going for. I think what solidified it in my mind was when I was universally trashed for my arrangement of 'Endless Love.' I kind of thought it wasn't the competition for me. Actually, I almost dropped out that week. I went to the guy from 19 [Entertainment] and said, "If I drop out, can I still go on tour?" And they were like, "No, you have to get voted out." So I was like, "Well, we'll see what happens." This week, I really thought it was a good song for my voice and I gave it my best.

What $50 bet did you have with Phil Stacey?
I knew that I was going home. I had this feeling in my heart that I was going home. Pretty much nobody gets away from being trashed like I was unscathed. I told Phil I was going home. And he was like, "No way! There's no way you're going home before me." So I bet him $50, and he took me up on it and I won.

What did you think about the critiques you got from the judges?
All six songs were risks in one way or another, and I feel like that was ignored. And really, the judges never commented on my voice, and that was frustrating for me. At least say, "You have great vocals but I didn't like the arrangement." But it was never that.

Bob Jones University criticized your musical direction on 'American Idol.' What's your response?
I specifically kept my comments about Bob Jones to myself just for personal reasons. I don't want to throw them under the bus, and I respect what they do. It's just that their sect of Christianity is not what I want to be associated with.

Why did you decided to leave Bob Jones before graduating?
I didn't leave Bob Jones through a choice of my own. I actually got kicked out for going to a Christian contemporary concert. It was a band called For Him. So they kicked me out. It was actually good because I had been figuring out how to leave. My parents had given me the option to go to two colleges, and I chose the less crazy one believe it or not. I was 18 and didn't have the money to pay for college, so I chose what I could. No disrespect to Bob Jones, but again, it's just not the sect of Christianity I want to be associated with.

You were known for cracking jokes, but do you think your irreverence and sarcasm worked against you?
It's funny because I love the show, but at the same time there are some cheesy aspects I poked fun at. And there are people who love the show so much that anything you say bad about the show or Simon -- as I did, for instance -- they will literally write you hate mail. I had a blog and I would get hate mail for weeks after my comment to Simon. People said they hoped I would die because I told Simon I didn't sound like The Teletubbies. It kind of freaked me out. I hope that people would realize that me joking around about the show is very tongue and cheek.

When you said "Hi, Dave" the other week, were you addressing the founder of Votefortheworst.com?
I don't know if I should answer that question. (Laughs)


But doesn't a Website like that hurt you and help Sanjaya?
I think people underestimate Sanjaya. He's 17 years old. When I was 17, I don't think I knew how to sing in a live situation. I have a lot of respect for him, and I do not envy his position at all.


What would you change about the show?
I wish they would let songwriters sing their songs. I wish they'd let people play instruments. And the third thing is I wish that those who enjoy blogging would be able to blog about the experience. I mean, there are secret parts about the show that they don't want to get out, but I think it would be an interesting read. We work seven days a week, 10 to 15 hours a day. Not all of that is stuff that America doesn't need to know about.

Sanjaya doesn't care what you think! He knows he's going to win

Sanjaya is becoming a little cocky bitch! I love the Sanjina but once he goes all diva on us, that is where I'll draw the line. Bitch don't have an album, bitch don't have no Oscar, all he has is that fab hair so bitch can't be no diva yet.

TMZ is reporting that they spoke to Sanjaya's family directly! And they were like

"Yeah Sanjaya know's he's got it going on, he don't need none of y'alls jealousy, so keep the hatin to yourselves bitches!"

Ok actually they didn't speak to her family, they spoke to a source close to the family who said

"You can write all you want, Sanjaya is here to stay!"

And a comment to votefortheworst.com,

"Thanks guys, but he doesn't need your votes."

I wouldn't be soo sure about that.

Source TMZ

New Office Promos

"Andy returns to the office after several weeks of anger management training, determined to make a fresh start with all the Dunder-Mifflin employees. Meanwhile, it’s safety training day in the office, and Michael and Dwight are on a mission to illuminate the true dangers of the workplace."

Heeheehee! One more week!





Thanks to Just Jared

Becks Thursday hotness
























My day is complete, I can rest easy once I see these two beauties! Look at those shoes! Those boots! That suit! The hair! Those hard plastic boobs! Perfection...

Thanks to DListed

When Rosie speaks you listen!

This morning Rosie and Elisabeth once again fought it out to see who's more political. Any morning when these bitches get all political is a great morning. I gotta side with Rosie and Joy, Bush is a dumb ass and the sooner Elisabeth realizes that, the sooner she'll be more than that dumb blonde on the show. I have to give her props for sticking up for herself every time she gets her ass pounded by Ro and Joy.



Via Best Week Ever

Starving for Sanjaya chick still alive

I was worried last night that "J" might have finally died after starving herself for over 3 weeks. Don't worry though, she's alive and barely kickin'! Her newest MySpace blog:

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Day 12


Sorry this wasn't up last night guys, I was just way too exhausted to even get into how I felt about last night's elimination. I thought it better to wait until today to be better rested.

I first want to say thanks to TMZ and the rest of you guys for worrying so much about me since then, that really means a lot. It's helping to get me through a rough time. Don't worry though, I'm still alive.

Of course Sanjaya should have been eliminated last night based on Tuesday's performances, that's a no brainer. Though for whatever reason, when the results were read I wasn't shocked by the outcome. Horribly dissapointed yes, but it seems like there is some part of me that is just getting used to him constantly being able to survive. Regardless, as much as I thought Chris Sligh was a good singer, if this were a "normal" season of American Idol and Sanjaya wasn't around, it would have been his night to go last night anyway.

As for me, as I'm sure many of you realized I wasn't really keeping up well with the page yesterday. Sorry about that. I am still feeling the toll this is taking on me. Another 7 days doesn't seem that bad though, so let's gear up for next week and boot Sanjaya at last!

I think I may actually have some suprises for you guys to look forward to in the next few days, I'll keep you posted.

- J


Phew.

Jennifer Aniston did what?!

Jennifer was caught by TMZ kissing some strange dude outside of none other than Vince Vaughn's party! Oh wait, she's not dating or MARRIED to him, so it shouldn't be such a scandal. Sources exclusively tell AoT that she's set to adopt a few kids with the strange fellow.

More at TMZ

Incredibly disturbing

Not only have these people helped in the murdering of countless humans, but now they've murdered hip-hop.

Teri Hatcher is all wet

New pictures of the April 15th episode in which for some wacky reason, Susan (Hatcher) drives herself and fiance Ian (Dougray Scott) into a lake. Of course who comes to the rescue? A shirtless Mike Delfino (James Denton). Yay! DH goodness all around.




Source Just Jared

Is Simon Cowell just a big queen?

That's what the former cowboy from The Village People is claiming! The always reputable "Enquirer" asked Randy Jones which male celebrities set off his gay-dar. Among various celebs like singer Kenny Chesney and John Travolta who he called a big fat lady, he said Simon's bitchiness gives him off as a big queen.

“Times have changed. I think actors and singers should realize that they can still be successful even if they are openly homosexual,” Jones told The Enquirer in an exclusive interview.

“In my opinion, Simon Cowell is the biggest queen on TV. To me, he gives off a ‘bi/gay’ vibe and tends to carry on with bitchy, campy commentary. I know a lot of gay men and Simon seems to me like a ‘gay wannabe.’”

Source Celebitchy

Chris Sligh underground

While I wait for any new conspiracy details, here is one of Chris's pre-AI music video. He was so thin back then! Oh wait no, it's just my compression.

Attention fashion savy drama queens

Project Runway will begin casting shorty. Please make sure you are hella fabulous, gorgeous and just plain out of your mind. Take your best designs and Chanel suit to the following locations for a chance to be in fashion's number one guilty pleasure.

OPEN CASTING CALL FOR SEASON 4 OF "PROJECT RUNWAY"!
Fashion designers, do you have what it takes to make the cut on the next season of "Project Runway"? Well, grab your portfolios and get ready to prove it, as former cast members and "Project Runway" producers head across the country to judge the next crop of fashion hopefuls!

Open casting calls will be held on the following dates in the following cities:

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Friday, March 30, Saturday, March 31 and Sunday, April 1
All call times 9am to 6pm
The Downtown Standard Los Angeles
550 S. Flower St.
Los Angeles, CA 90071

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS
Tuesday, April 3, 2007
9am to 6pm
The Westin Michigan Avenue Chicago
909 North Michigan Ave.
Chicago, IL 60611

MIAMI, FLORIDA
Thursday, April 5, 2007
9am to 6pm
The Westin Colonnade Coral Gables
180 Aragon Ave.
Coral Gables, FL 33134

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK
Saturday, April 7; Sunday, April 8; and Monday, April 9
All call times 9am to 6pm
The Westin New York at Times Square
270 W. 43rd. St.
NY, NY 10036

BE SURE TO BRING:
Three articles of clothing of your own design
A picture portfolio of your work
A completed application form
NOTE: THIS FORM WAS UPDATED ON MARCH 21, 2007!
OPTIONAL: You may bring a live model for your clothes if you wish. It is not required. Models must be 18 years of age or older.

TO BE CONSIDERED:
You must be in attendance at one of these four open calls.
You must be 21 years of age or older as of June 1, 2007.
You must be (a) a legal resident of the U.S. and able to legally travel to any foreign country in connection with your participation in the Program, if selected, or (b) able to obtain the appropriate visa or waiver to enable you to stay legally in the United States to participate in the Program, if selected, and be able to legally travel to any foreign country in connection with your participation in the Program. You must have a valid passport that will be in full force and effect beginning no later than June 1, 2007 and continuing through the end of 2007.
You cannot be a candidate for public office and, if chosen as participant, you cannot become one until one (1) year after the initial exhibition of the last episode of the Program in which you appear.
Neither you, your immediate family members, nor anyone in your household may be an employee of NBC Universal, Inc., Miramax, The Weinstein Company, or any sponsor of the Program if that relationship is of a nature that (in Producer's sole discretion) would create impropriety or the appearance of impropriety.
Additional eligibility requirements may be imposed and if imposed will be made known at a later date.


Go to Bravo for more info
Seriously make sure you're one of the crazies! Gotta love the crazies

The JRM saga continues

As posted earlier Jonathan Rhys Meyers was making his way to New York for yet another premiere of The Tudors. The king has arrived! Here he is coked out of his mind and posing with his lovely co-stars. I've been following him around since yesterday, I feel like such a stalker.. and I like it!



Source Just Jared