Showing posts with label Craptertainment Shows. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Craptertainment Shows. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Sanjaya confident he will win, Paula don't want none of that

Extra Tv is reporting that newly-sober judge Paula Abdul isn't very fond of Sanjaya Malakar. Just like Simon said it, she believes it doesn't matter what they say anymore it's all in the hands of us gullible Americans. Paula obviously doesn't care about Sanjaya because he's gay. Not that she's a homophobe, but that just means she can't fuck him.

"Sanjaya’s latest shock and awe on Tuesday night’s “Idol” left everyone gawking and talking about his Mohawk.

But for Paula Abdul, the new look left her speechless, and only “Extra’s” Terri Seymour was in the limo with Paula right after Sanjaya’s mane surprise.

“Sanjaya to me… it’s just running amuck,” Paula said, saying Simon said it best when he admitted, “I don’t think it matters anymore what we say actually.”

On Wednesday morning, Rosie O’Donnell was quick to give her “View,” asking if Sanjaya was ever going to prove that he can really sing.

“They were saying last night, the judges, that they think he can sing. I’m like, ‘Is he going to show us ever?’” Rosie said.

But Sanjaya has victory on the mind.

“I’m going to win ‘American Idol’ because they need a fresh new face,” the confident wannabe proclaimed.

We were behind the scenes with all of the “Idols” for their first ever People magazine photo shoot, where Haley showed off her sexy legs and Blake revealed his confident side.

“I will win ‘American Idol’ because I'm being true to myself,” he told us.

Meanwhile, Jordin Sparks told us, “I love singing, I love performing, I love getting ready for it. I love it all! I want to do it for the rest of my life.”

The People issue, which has two different covers, hits stands Friday, but before it does, we got a look at the “American Idol” contestants before they were “Idols.”

We found a pre-teen Sanjaya singing and dancing in a video of him performing nearly eight years ago in the Hawaii Children’s Theater production of “Bugsy Malone.”

“Extra” also discovered lost tapes of Chris and Gina with their band, and Lakisha belting it out at Houston’s Abundant Life Cathedral."
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Source Extra TV

Monday, March 26, 2007

You're kidding!!

Dr. Pepper has finally revealed the real cause of Anna Nicole Smith's death, and it is none other than... brace yourselves... DRUG OVERDOSE! What! But how? I bet you didn't see that coming for miles away. Just as it was leaked last week by Star and Enquirer magazine, she injected something in her butt cheek, infecting it and causing her a great deal of pain. Then to go to sleep she took a bunch of meds that no one should probably have given her in the first place.

What I honestly do find surprising is that they've decided to not charge or even investigate Howard K. Stern for her death when clearly he was the mastermind behind everything. Oh well, karma is a bitch Howard!
Source ExtraTV

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

The Daniel Inquest

Entertainment Tonight hit the jack-pot when Anna Nicole died, and I know that sounds extremely harsh but they are making it seem that way. They have been covering her since about the time of Daniel's death and tonight they ask "was Daniel anorexic"? Watch as more nobodies show up out of nowhere to reveal secrets about the deceased.

"Was Daniel grappling with anorexia before he died?
The countdown to the inquest continues...

THIS JUST IN: ET has learned that summons have been sent out for individuals to appear at the inquest. The Bahamas have no jurisdiction over the U.S. legal system, so they're depending on the courtesy of those summoned to appear.

In just a few days, starting March 26, the official inquest into DANIEL SMITH's untimely death will take place with Chief Magistrate ROGER GOMEZ reportedly presiding over the inquiry.As the various key players prepare to participate in the inquest, ANNA NICOLE SMITH's former friends, G. BEN THOMPSON and his son-in-law FORD SHELLEY, share the revelation that Daniel may have been grappling with anorexia." [Anna] was worried he was anorexic," Shelley tells ET's MARK STEINES."He had a touch of anorexia and depression and we had been told that he had been hospitalized [before]," says Thompson.

On September 10, 2006, Anna Nicole's son died at the age of 20 while visiting his mom and newborn baby sister, DANNIELYNN, in the Bahamas. The cause of death was later determined to be a lethal combination of methadone, Zoloft and Lexapro.Daniel had reportedly been depressed over a relationship, and Thompson says he believes the young man had been prescribed medication for his depression. Along with that, Thompson says, "He just couldn't eat.""Daniel was going through a rough time, emotionally," says Shelley. "We know that because we shared those months with Anna and she told us."

Watch ET for more on Daniel as the countdown to the inquest continues..."

Source ETOnline