Paris is not a virgin after all

Randy Spelling (blue cap), son of Aaron Spelling is claiming that he stole Paris's precious virginity at 15! He was 17. They dated for over 2 months until her dumb-ass grandma pulled them apart. Grandmas always know what's going on, she probably smelled all the jizz on Paris's body.

"HOLLYWOOD - Socialite Paris Hilton lost her virginity to TV producer Aaron Spelling's son Randy, according to the former Sunset Beach star himself.

The 26-year-old actor, who co-starred with his former flame in the 2006 straight-to-video movie Pledge This!, claims they had sex together when Hilton was just 15--three years shy of the legal age of consent in California.

Randy tells the New York Daily News, "We were together for, like, two months.

"We went to Palm Springs once for the weekend, and we couldn't check into the hotel under her name because her grandma was looking for her.

"She was, like, 15; I was 17. And what do you know, I hear this knock-knock-knock on the door, and I look out and her grandma's there. And then I look out the window and I see Paris in a full-on dress with a suitcase running down the golf course. We broke up like a week later."

Randy said he recently bumped into Hilton at a Los Angeles nightclub, and she has a special place in her heart for him.

He enthuses, "She came up to me and she was like, 'I want to say hi to Randy.' She was like, 'Randy took my virginity. I want to say hi.'"

Randy's Sons of Hollywood reality TV costar David Weintraub, adds, "Randy was Paris' number one and her number 50 and number 150.""

Ha! Number 150, and she reached that number when she was 18 so who knows where she's at now.

Pre-rehab gayness

Recently, alcoholic Jesse Metcalfe was spotted in the beach with his hag, er girlfriend and rose questions of why the paparazzi were still following his ass around? Well it wasn't the papz, he was just doing another "I really do like women!" photoshoots for some trashy tabloid. The fab pictures for Ok! Magazine... by the way his girlfriend is part of some UK girl group which I don't care for.

What a mess

Janice Dickinson isn't sitting tight after seeing what Harvey Levin from TMZ.com had to say about her behavior and her va-jay-jay. In what looks more like a scripted fued (and probably is), Janice attacks Harvey and refers to his "journalisitc" skills as being lower than low and that he doesn't know shit about anything.



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Janice's strange vagina

Someone just give him attention

Former Desperate Housewive's, but most importantly, former Passions' star Jesse Metcalfe has checked himself into some imaginary rehab. He entered the "private" center because of his alcohol abuse. I think some tabloid out there has the real scoop on him, that he used to be a gay hustler. They've threatened to expose him if he doesn't give them all his exclusives and he just cracked under the pressure. (Yeah I watched that Dirt episode, and I liked it!) Hey any thing's possible with that douche.

Anyway the best part of this whole thing is the semi-biographical statement released by his publicist;

"On Monday, March 19, Jesse Metcalfe entered a rehab facility to deal with alcohol issues. He realized he had a problem and was anxious to deal with it immediately. The actor, best known as the hunky gardener on the ABC show 'Desperate Housewives' and the star of the film 'John Tucker Must Die,' hopes that the media will allow him the privacy to deal properly with his treatment."

What no mention of Passions? Probably his greatest work ever!

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STDs galore

Paris Hilton looking like a fat-ass next to Posh's evil twin. When the hell are they going to give Jenna her own reality show? Someone act fast before she completely decays.

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Eww, he's gonna get all diseased

Paris Hilton has apparently left Niarchos for Desperate Housewive's star Josh Henderson. In typical Hilton fashion all this happened in about a day and a half. The couple along with two other guys were seen hitting the night clubs then left to Paris's house for a cocaine infused orgy, or some other activity.

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Well not all of them can be oscar winners

Former American Idol Kimberly Locke singing in a bikini at some kind of event. If anyone knows what the hell is going on please let me know.

Not a good morning

The Simple Life star Paris Hilton is probably jealous she ain't in the headlines no more. So what does her feeble little mind come up with? She takes advantage of her best (and only) talent!

That penis belongs to none other than Cee Lo from Gnarls Barkley. I guess fame does do wonders.

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Attention Surreal Life fans

Presenting three future cast members.

Extra's Mark McGrath, Rod's Kimbo Stewart and that guy at a party for Meet the Barker's Shanna Moakler. Well maybe not The Surreal Life, but Celebrity Big Brother.

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Don't forget! Part 2

Well Bill O'Reilly didn't say anything about his current legal problems, but on a positive not he did refer to Joy Behar, Chris Rock and Richard Gere as stupid, un-patriotic nobodies who he would reduce to rubble in 2 minutes. All this because they all called out President Bush for being a retard and a liar among other things.

On an even more positive note, catch Tara Conner on Last Call with Carson Daly.

Ahh, it all makes sense now!

By now we all know that the next installment of The Simple Life will feature dumb and dumber as Camp Counselors, but that premise seemed kinda boring, of course leave it to the smart-smarts at E! to come up with this great concept, Fat Camp Counselors!

That's right; and honestly who better to turn fat chicks into anorexic... er healthy women? Why Nicole and Paris of course!

Damn you The Simple Life, you've already got me hooked.

Thanks to Just Jared!

Pick the future train-wreck

It's hard to believe it will almost mark one whole year since Tara Conner took her crown and made us all realize how screwed up American youth is... well thankfully in a few days we will have what could be a future scandal! These whores are my top picks to come up with some headlines


Mrs. Iowa! Dani Reeves


Mrs. Arizona! Courtney Barnas, strong front-runner


Mrs. Pennsylvania! Samantha Johnson, porn alert! Look at her, she probably has nude pics floating around as we speak.


Mrs. Wyoming! Robyn Johnson, tranny alert!


Mrs. Texas! Magen Ellis, not so bad but gotta support the home-girl.

And my pick to win it all...


Mrs. Louisiana! Elizabeth McNulty, or should we say "McNaughty", don't let me down bitch!

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Heather saves the pigs!

And ironically endangering them in the process. Heather Mills, future Dancing with the Stars contestant, broke into some pig farm to expose the jail like settings those pigs have to face daily. Now the owner is claiming that the pigs have become sick, probably because they chewed on Heathers leg, or maybe because Mills and her veggie group "Viva!" brought some diseases. Of course Heather is denying it.



Ah, well props to the pig owner for bringing this up right before Heather goes on DWTS, now we have that little gem to remind us of her when voting.