Starving for Sanjaya chick still alive

I was worried last night that "J" might have finally died after starving herself for over 3 weeks. Don't worry though, she's alive and barely kickin'! Her newest MySpace blog:

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Day 12


Sorry this wasn't up last night guys, I was just way too exhausted to even get into how I felt about last night's elimination. I thought it better to wait until today to be better rested.

I first want to say thanks to TMZ and the rest of you guys for worrying so much about me since then, that really means a lot. It's helping to get me through a rough time. Don't worry though, I'm still alive.

Of course Sanjaya should have been eliminated last night based on Tuesday's performances, that's a no brainer. Though for whatever reason, when the results were read I wasn't shocked by the outcome. Horribly dissapointed yes, but it seems like there is some part of me that is just getting used to him constantly being able to survive. Regardless, as much as I thought Chris Sligh was a good singer, if this were a "normal" season of American Idol and Sanjaya wasn't around, it would have been his night to go last night anyway.

As for me, as I'm sure many of you realized I wasn't really keeping up well with the page yesterday. Sorry about that. I am still feeling the toll this is taking on me. Another 7 days doesn't seem that bad though, so let's gear up for next week and boot Sanjaya at last!

I think I may actually have some suprises for you guys to look forward to in the next few days, I'll keep you posted.

- J

Phew.

Jennifer Aniston did what?!

Jennifer was caught by TMZ kissing some strange dude outside of none other than Vince Vaughn's party! Oh wait, she's not dating or MARRIED to him, so it shouldn't be such a scandal. Sources exclusively tell AoT that she's set to adopt a few kids with the strange fellow.

More at TMZ

American Idol cuts the fat

I had predicted Haley would leave tonight, but she ended up being in the bottom 2 with the un-lucky one to leave being Chris Sligh. Some of you might remember how he allegedly made the shout-out of death during a live show which probably pissed off the suits at American Idol. Well the bitch had looked worried for a while now, as if he knew he was going to get the axe.

Raising more speculation tonight, while singing his last AI tune he told Phil "You owe me 5o bucks."

I hope this gets juicy! Just as juicy as porky himself.

They were after Ryan!

TMZ has learned that just moments ago, "E! News" host Giuliana DePandi and a slew of other E! Entertainment Television employees were evacuated from their Los Angeles office building after a "bomb threat" was phoned into security.

Sources tell TMZ that two threatening phone calls were made from two different overseas locations.

We're told that Ryan Seacrest was not in the building at the time of the evacuation. Police sources tell TMZ that a security guard on scene reported the threats, and LAPD is currently at the location.

The EMI-Capitol Music Company and the G4 Network are also occupants of the building. The structure was used as the D&D Ad Agency in "Melrose Place!"

A source tells us that occupants of the building are being told that they will be kept out for at least an hour.

Paris is not a virgin after all

Randy Spelling (blue cap), son of Aaron Spelling is claiming that he stole Paris's precious virginity at 15! He was 17. They dated for over 2 months until her dumb-ass grandma pulled them apart. Grandmas always know what's going on, she probably smelled all the jizz on Paris's body.

"HOLLYWOOD - Socialite Paris Hilton lost her virginity to TV producer Aaron Spelling's son Randy, according to the former Sunset Beach star himself.

The 26-year-old actor, who co-starred with his former flame in the 2006 straight-to-video movie Pledge This!, claims they had sex together when Hilton was just 15--three years shy of the legal age of consent in California.

Randy tells the New York Daily News, "We were together for, like, two months.

"We went to Palm Springs once for the weekend, and we couldn't check into the hotel under her name because her grandma was looking for her.

"She was, like, 15; I was 17. And what do you know, I hear this knock-knock-knock on the door, and I look out and her grandma's there. And then I look out the window and I see Paris in a full-on dress with a suitcase running down the golf course. We broke up like a week later."

Randy said he recently bumped into Hilton at a Los Angeles nightclub, and she has a special place in her heart for him.

He enthuses, "She came up to me and she was like, 'I want to say hi to Randy.' She was like, 'Randy took my virginity. I want to say hi.'"

Randy's Sons of Hollywood reality TV costar David Weintraub, adds, "Randy was Paris' number one and her number 50 and number 150.""

Ha! Number 150, and she reached that number when she was 18 so who knows where she's at now.

What's all this comedy buisness?

Some time ago Carlos Mencia was in a public fued with Joe Rogan over stolen jokes. Sure Joe Rogan and the others who Carlos stole from aren't that important, but now Mencia is being accused of stealing jokes from the great Bill Cosby! Of all People!
You be the judge

Chris Sligh, you dumb ass

First of all, I don't like porky one bit, he's no Taylor Hicks (who I couldn't stand either) and his "Fro Patro" crap better not catch on or I'll beat everyone with Sanjaya's gay porn stack.

Well the dumbass might be in trouble because of a special last night shout-out which some believe was directed at Votefortheworst.com's webmaster Dave Della Terza.

Votefortheworst.com is like a huge no-no around American Idol although they just kinda throw it off as being irrelevant. The site gets bigger every year, last year's VFTW pick, Taylor Hicks, ended up winning the whole enchilada and his dwindling success after the show has made some come to the conclusion that the site ultimately helped in getting Hicks votes during the show.

Now that a current contestant actually (and allegedly) acknowledged the site on air during the show proves how huge and influential the site has been. Bad news for America, and worse news for Idol.

Although it could be just a misunderstanding since VFTW's current pick is Sanjaya, Terza has already taken credit for the shout out,

"Best Episode of Idol EVER. EVER. I mean, come on now. Between Sanjaya giving the most VFTW worthy performance in the history of the show and Chris Sligh giving me a shoutout on national TV and pissing off the judges (and probably producers)… I must say I love this show. I’ve got to vote for Sanjaya out of loyalty since he’s the VFTW pick, but I don’t see how Chris Sligh can’t be our backup when Sanjaya leaves if he loves VFTW so much. And we love him! Chris, you are the man. And Sanjaya, you are hysterical. I love them both so much right now, I want to kiss them. You guys are so awesome." - VFTW

You can see a clip of the incident in this previous post which is most likely why the judges gave Ryan that reaction.

I'm sure the head dogs at Idol have looked into the situation by now and have severely punished Porky Sligh. His face will tell it all tonight, so stay tuned.

Idol gone Bad

So by now everybody knows that former Idol contestant Mario Vasquez is being sued for sexual harassment. Now I have no idea who Vasquez is or was, and I really don't care to know who the accuser is, but it's important to know that he's a very smart fellow. First he waits until Idol is back on TV, then he waits until the Antonella scandal is over, then BAM! Get me in the headlines! Any who, no "new" developments for now.

Here is Mario in his very own music video (wow he actually does have a career).



Idol coverage coming up..