Starving for Sanjaya chick still alive

I was worried last night that "J" might have finally died after starving herself for over 3 weeks. Don't worry though, she's alive and barely kickin'! Her newest MySpace blog:

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Day 12


Sorry this wasn't up last night guys, I was just way too exhausted to even get into how I felt about last night's elimination. I thought it better to wait until today to be better rested.

I first want to say thanks to TMZ and the rest of you guys for worrying so much about me since then, that really means a lot. It's helping to get me through a rough time. Don't worry though, I'm still alive.

Of course Sanjaya should have been eliminated last night based on Tuesday's performances, that's a no brainer. Though for whatever reason, when the results were read I wasn't shocked by the outcome. Horribly dissapointed yes, but it seems like there is some part of me that is just getting used to him constantly being able to survive. Regardless, as much as I thought Chris Sligh was a good singer, if this were a "normal" season of American Idol and Sanjaya wasn't around, it would have been his night to go last night anyway.

As for me, as I'm sure many of you realized I wasn't really keeping up well with the page yesterday. Sorry about that. I am still feeling the toll this is taking on me. Another 7 days doesn't seem that bad though, so let's gear up for next week and boot Sanjaya at last!

I think I may actually have some suprises for you guys to look forward to in the next few days, I'll keep you posted.

- J

Phew.

Clinton really digs Sandra Oh

"Former President Bill Clinton is a big fan of "24" even though "an uber right-wing guy" produces the Emmy-winning political thriller, he said to the media after presenting TV Land's new baby-boomer catering schedule on Friday.

Clinton also told TV advertisers Friday that his favorite show is the medical drama "Grey's Anatomy, and and he appreciates "Boston Legal" for the dynamic between
William Shatner and James Spader. "It's something to behold," he said.

As for "24" which was co-created by noted Republican Joel Surnow, Clinton said he enjoys the fact that conservatives and liberals alike can be the bad guys in the show. "They're trying to be fair," Clinton said.

"As you know, my wife is away, so I'm home alone a lot," Clinton said of Sen.
Hillary Clinton, who is running for the Democratic presidential nomination in 2008. "I'm particularly grateful to TV Land for giving me something to do at night."

The Viacom-owned cable network, a part of MTV Networks, TV Land also announced several new series, a new movie night which begins on Fridays in early April, and the arrival of NBC hit sitcoms "Scrubs" and "Just Shoot Me.""

Yeah right! You know he's totally obsessed with Flavor of Love, he's asking himself how he can get a slice of those bitches!

Someone just give him attention

Former Desperate Housewive's, but most importantly, former Passions' star Jesse Metcalfe has checked himself into some imaginary rehab. He entered the "private" center because of his alcohol abuse. I think some tabloid out there has the real scoop on him, that he used to be a gay hustler. They've threatened to expose him if he doesn't give them all his exclusives and he just cracked under the pressure. (Yeah I watched that Dirt episode, and I liked it!) Hey any thing's possible with that douche.

Anyway the best part of this whole thing is the semi-biographical statement released by his publicist;

"On Monday, March 19, Jesse Metcalfe entered a rehab facility to deal with alcohol issues. He realized he had a problem and was anxious to deal with it immediately. The actor, best known as the hunky gardener on the ABC show 'Desperate Housewives' and the star of the film 'John Tucker Must Die,' hopes that the media will allow him the privacy to deal properly with his treatment."

What no mention of Passions? Probably his greatest work ever!

Source Page Six

Sanjaya's number one fan

First of all, to all three of you that read my blog (THANK YOU) sorry I haven't updated all day! I had to go to school and find my ass a job, I ain't doing the prostitution thing again.

Now down to buisness (that's what she said!),

The little crying girl from last night's "American Idol", and my new favorite person has been revealed. She's 13-year-old Ashley Ferl from Riverside and the story is her family won tickets for a taping of "Smarter Than a 5th Grader" on a website. The tickets also included attending the dress rehearsal for Idol where future "Where are they now" subject Ashley turned on the waterworks and producers quickly noticed and asked the family to attend the live taping. Hmm... props to the smart-ums at Idol.

Aw the precious thing, right now she's either the most popular girl at school, or everyone is trashing the hell out of her. Am I evil for hoping it's the latter? Is that even how you spell latter?

Well not all of them can be oscar winners

Former American Idol Kimberly Locke singing in a bikini at some kind of event. If anyone knows what the hell is going on please let me know.

The Bush-Hating Tranny

Hmm, I saw this yesterday on one of the news channels, and while I did notice what a hot bitch Valerie Plame is, I failed to notice that hot Bush-hating tranny in the background. Damn I seriously hope someone important notices this and interviews that lady-dude, I bet she could land her own reality show.



Thanks to DListed.

Ahh, it all makes sense now!

By now we all know that the next installment of The Simple Life will feature dumb and dumber as Camp Counselors, but that premise seemed kinda boring, of course leave it to the smart-smarts at E! to come up with this great concept, Fat Camp Counselors!

That's right; and honestly who better to turn fat chicks into anorexic... er healthy women? Why Nicole and Paris of course!

Damn you The Simple Life, you've already got me hooked.

Thanks to Just Jared!

Pick the future train-wreck

It's hard to believe it will almost mark one whole year since Tara Conner took her crown and made us all realize how screwed up American youth is... well thankfully in a few days we will have what could be a future scandal! These whores are my top picks to come up with some headlines


Mrs. Iowa! Dani Reeves


Mrs. Arizona! Courtney Barnas, strong front-runner


Mrs. Pennsylvania! Samantha Johnson, porn alert! Look at her, she probably has nude pics floating around as we speak.


Mrs. Wyoming! Robyn Johnson, tranny alert!


Mrs. Texas! Magen Ellis, not so bad but gotta support the home-girl.

And my pick to win it all...


Mrs. Louisiana! Elizabeth McNulty, or should we say "McNaughty", don't let me down bitch!

Miss USA 2007 NBC site