Someone just give him attention

Former Desperate Housewive's, but most importantly, former Passions' star Jesse Metcalfe has checked himself into some imaginary rehab. He entered the "private" center because of his alcohol abuse. I think some tabloid out there has the real scoop on him, that he used to be a gay hustler. They've threatened to expose him if he doesn't give them all his exclusives and he just cracked under the pressure. (Yeah I watched that Dirt episode, and I liked it!) Hey any thing's possible with that douche.

Anyway the best part of this whole thing is the semi-biographical statement released by his publicist;

"On Monday, March 19, Jesse Metcalfe entered a rehab facility to deal with alcohol issues. He realized he had a problem and was anxious to deal with it immediately. The actor, best known as the hunky gardener on the ABC show 'Desperate Housewives' and the star of the film 'John Tucker Must Die,' hopes that the media will allow him the privacy to deal properly with his treatment."

What no mention of Passions? Probably his greatest work ever!

Source Page Six

Sanjaya's main attraction

Let's face it, the only thing he's got going for him is the hair. Star magazine plays a lovely tribute to it

Nicole Kidman has a Michael Jackson thing goin on.

Do the Trump-Over!

It's the biggest craze, I swear this will catch on faster then hanging upside down from a swing (you know you're doing it).

This morning the TV goddess that is Rosie O'Donell, or "Ro", took a last stab at "Da Donald" after he linked her depression to looking at herself in the mirror. Of course Ro isn't one to back down easily from a fight, along with her fellow bitches Elisabeth Hasselcrack and Joy Behar she demonstrated what should be implemented as standard procedure when describing Trump, the Trump-Over!



Yeah yeah I know Conan O'Brien has been doing it for years, but from Ro it makes so much more sense.

Thanks to Best Week Ever