Heather is legarrific!

Here's the moment everyone's been waiting for, Heather Mill's triumphant debut on Dancing with the Stars. Yes her leg stayed on!




The scary thing is bitch got a score of 6-6-6 from the judges. Eeck!

Don't forget!

It's Dancing with the Stars night! Will her leg fall off? Will pigs brake in and vandalize her?! Stay tuned tonight on ABC.

Heather saves the pigs!

And ironically endangering them in the process. Heather Mills, future Dancing with the Stars contestant, broke into some pig farm to expose the jail like settings those pigs have to face daily. Now the owner is claiming that the pigs have become sick, probably because they chewed on Heathers leg, or maybe because Mills and her veggie group "Viva!" brought some diseases. Of course Heather is denying it.



Ah, well props to the pig owner for bringing this up right before Heather goes on DWTS, now we have that little gem to remind us of her when voting.