Teri Hatcher is all wet

New pictures of the April 15th episode in which for some wacky reason, Susan (Hatcher) drives herself and fiance Ian (Dougray Scott) into a lake. Of course who comes to the rescue? A shirtless Mike Delfino (James Denton). Yay! DH goodness all around.




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Eva looking all sophisticated

Desperate Housewive's star Eva Longoria is back to long hair. She recently visited Ken Paves, hair dresser extraordinaire, to probably get some extensions and just about color her hair jet black. The whole look is kinda between a drug-dealers wife, and a witch.



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I bet you that was in Paris's vagina

Paris Hilton and future Jesse Metcalfe, Josh Henderson were caught sucking at Hugh Hefner's 81st birthday over at the Palms in Las Vegas. That red and white shoe looks awesome by the way, wonder what brand it is? Yeah Paris is just that un-entertaining, I'd rather stare at a shoe.

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Desperate Spoilers

Here stop bitching! Some Desperate Housewive's peeks for you to enjoy.

Pre-rehab gayness

Recently, alcoholic Jesse Metcalfe was spotted in the beach with his hag, er girlfriend and rose questions of why the paparazzi were still following his ass around? Well it wasn't the papz, he was just doing another "I really do like women!" photoshoots for some trashy tabloid. The fab pictures for Ok! Magazine... by the way his girlfriend is part of some UK girl group which I don't care for.

Someone just give him attention

Former Desperate Housewive's, but most importantly, former Passions' star Jesse Metcalfe has checked himself into some imaginary rehab. He entered the "private" center because of his alcohol abuse. I think some tabloid out there has the real scoop on him, that he used to be a gay hustler. They've threatened to expose him if he doesn't give them all his exclusives and he just cracked under the pressure. (Yeah I watched that Dirt episode, and I liked it!) Hey any thing's possible with that douche.

Anyway the best part of this whole thing is the semi-biographical statement released by his publicist;

"On Monday, March 19, Jesse Metcalfe entered a rehab facility to deal with alcohol issues. He realized he had a problem and was anxious to deal with it immediately. The actor, best known as the hunky gardener on the ABC show 'Desperate Housewives' and the star of the film 'John Tucker Must Die,' hopes that the media will allow him the privacy to deal properly with his treatment."

What no mention of Passions? Probably his greatest work ever!

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What's in the bag Marcia?!

Marcia Cross was caught on the streets with a little bag that we can only presume has gifts for the twins. It looks cheap as hell but whatever it is probably cost more money than everything I'm wearing right now combined.



Wonder what it is?

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Eva gets down with the bull

Eva maybe super hot and rich, but home-girl can still get down with the rest of us. The Desperate Housewive's and brand-new face of Bebe was seen shopping at Target with her very adorable niece.

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Marcia is all sveltey again

Desperate Housewive's star Marcia Cross was photographed recently with her husband and sans twins out in the town. The new mom's face is also looking surprisingly fresh.

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Jesse Metcalfe can't catch a break

"March 20, 2007 -- DON'T expect to see "Desperate Housewives" star Jesse Metcalfe by the pool at West Hollywood's Mondrian any time soon. According to hotel guests, Metcalfe "was blacklisted" from the Mondrian after "partying for four days straight last week and being really mean to the staff." The last straw came on Friday, when Metcalfe "blew up at the doorman at Skybar because they wouldn't let him in." Metcalfe's bad behavior resulted in him not getting a guest room on Saturday, although a hotel rep claims he has not been officially banned. A rep for Metcalfe had no comment."

Muahahahaha... what a douche. I feel for him though, I too have been blacklisted, and have struggled to find a job. Aw now I'm sad.

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Eww, he's gonna get all diseased

Paris Hilton has apparently left Niarchos for Desperate Housewive's star Josh Henderson. In typical Hilton fashion all this happened in about a day and a half. The couple along with two other guys were seen hitting the night clubs then left to Paris's house for a cocaine infused orgy, or some other activity.

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She's taking acting classes?

When I first read this I thought she was going to be in some classy indie-type film with Desperate Housewive's star Felicity Huffman, but no Jessica Alba has been taking "acting classes" with Huffman and her husband Willam Macy to prepare for future oscar front-runner Rise of the Silver Surfer. Well the acting lessons were so incredibly intense that the poor thing ended up crying.

JESSICA Alba is more than just a pretty face. She's been schooled in acting by none other than "Desperate Housewife" Felicity Huffman. "Felicity was very hard on me. She's a tough cookie, that one." Alba told Boston TV reporter Tim Estiloz on the set of "Rise of the Silver Surfer." Alba took a six-week, six-hours-a-day intensive acting course with Huffman and her hubby, "Wild Hogs" star William H. Macy. "I just remember her making me cry because I didn't prepare a scene right, or I didn't talk loud enough," Alba recalled.

A.....ha.

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Eva fulfills obligations

Here's Eva Longoria at some Bebe fashion show being the good spokeswoman that she is plus with a brand new hair cut. It looks alright, every one's doing the Posh Beckham now. We have ourselves a little Latin Posh.

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Much better

Now this is how I prefer to see the over-inflated egomaniac Eva Longoria. Here is our third favorite housewive in the new compaign for BEBE Sport.

Not bad, not bad at all.

I hope she isn't illegal

The frigid hotness that is Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross was seen strolling around with her maid. I guess they'll be taking the new twins out and she needs the assistant of her servants, it's reasonable enough, they are two kids after all.

Hmm, on closer inspection that maid is none other than Eva Longoria.

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