Pick the future train-wreck

It's hard to believe it will almost mark one whole year since Tara Conner took her crown and made us all realize how screwed up American youth is... well thankfully in a few days we will have what could be a future scandal! These whores are my top picks to come up with some headlines


Mrs. Iowa! Dani Reeves


Mrs. Arizona! Courtney Barnas, strong front-runner


Mrs. Pennsylvania! Samantha Johnson, porn alert! Look at her, she probably has nude pics floating around as we speak.


Mrs. Wyoming! Robyn Johnson, tranny alert!


Mrs. Texas! Magen Ellis, not so bad but gotta support the home-girl.

And my pick to win it all...


Mrs. Louisiana! Elizabeth McNulty, or should we say "McNaughty", don't let me down bitch!

Miss USA 2007 NBC site