Sunday Becks

According to the always reliable Daily Star magazine from the UK is reporting that Posh is just to boring for us Americans, and NBC will be adding a male assistant to "spice" things up between the Becks. As long as he's British fine by me! Especially one of those old school Brits with the little round hat and cane.

"THE Beckhams will be joined on their US reality TV show by a trouble-making male assistant under orders to “spice things up”.

Bosses at NBC, who are spending £10million on the series, believe the couple will be too boring on their own.

So they have drawn up plans to bring in the aide – a “cross between Rambo and Mr Bean” – who will be briefed to get on Posh’s nerves.

And it is hoped the friction will create scenes of domestic chaos similar to those in The Osbournes. An NBC insider said: “They’ve already had a camera team following Victoria around while she’s been house-hunting and looking for schools for the kids and it’s a bit mundane. “You could be forgiven for falling asleep.”

The one moment of real excitement, exclusively revealed in the Daily Star Sunday three weeks ago, came when Posh, 32, was chased from a classroom by the school mascot – a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig. "That’s fun footage,” said the insider. “But Victoria was terribly embarrassed and may well block it from ever being shown.

“Instead, she wanted the cameras to just follow her to business meetings.

"Everyone realised something had to be done to spice things up a bit. “A team is already working on scenarios with loosely-scripted lines whereby the personal assistant-cum-bodyguard comes over as a cross between Rambo and Mr Bean and gets right under Victoria’s skin.”"

To make your Sunday complete, here are some pics of the Becks at some event none of you could ever get into. Look at those incredible boobs! They're hypnotizing; stare at them for 15 minutes and they will begin to give you instructions.

Sources, Daily Star and the Fasion Spot