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Today's run-down for what to watch tonight

ABC

Ugly Betty - Betty's orthodontist becomes her date for Charlie's birthday party, and Wilhelmina tries to stir up trouble between the Meade siblings over Daniel's hiring of Grace Chin for his father's defense. Meanwhile, Amanda attracts the attention of a designer. New!

Grey's Anatomy - The race for Chief of Staff at Seattle Grace heats up after a new competitor joins the fray; meanwhile tensions escalate between Izzie and George. Elizabeth Reaser returns as ferry-disaster patient Jane Doe, and Oscar nominee Shohreh Aghdashloo also guest stars. New!

NBC

The Office - Technically a repeat, it will be an hour long combination of previous episodes "Traveling Salesmen", and "The Return" with new scenes added.

Scrubs - J.D. and Turk try to treat Dr. Kelso's uninsured friend while Dr. Kelso himself is concerned about a clothing thief. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox tries to convince Eliot that a reformed drug addict isn't exactly clean, and the Janitor blackmails Carla. New!

Andy Barker, P.I. - Series Premiere! Richter stars as earnest CPA Andy Barker, a man who's succeeded at everything except his new accounting business. When he's mistaken for Lew Staziak (Harve Presnell), the retired private detective who used to occupy his office, Andy embraces this bizarre twist of fate and starts living a double life. Andy's wife Jen (Clea Lewis) is initially reluctant, but his strip-mall neighbors Simon (Tony Hale) and Wally (Marshall Manesh) immediately join the fun. The pilot finds Andy investigating a case involving the Russian mafia

Fox

Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader followed by Family Guy repeats.

CW

Smallville - On Lex and Lana's wedding day, Lex receives a call from Dr. Langston (guest star Fred Henderson) threatening to tell Lana the truth about her baby. In the meantime, Clark decides to tell Lana about his secret. What do you wanna bet this episode ends with "to be continued"? New!

Comedy Central

The Showbiz Show - Season Premiere The third season of "The Showbiz Show" will include new-fangled comedy segments as well as fan favorites like "There, I Said It" and Spade's celebrity sit-downs.

What not to watch

Raines NBC - Unconventional LAPD detective Michael Raines (Jeff Goldblum) begins to see hallucinations of murder victims as he investigates the crimes that led to their death. Initially, Raines thinks he's losing his mind -- but he slowly realizes these hallucinations are more a gift than a curse, and often lead him to the victims' killers. Raines' friends and foils include sympathetic supervisor Daniel Lewis (Matt Craven), sharp-witted civilian employee Carolyn Crumley (Nicole Sullivan), therapist Samantha Kohl (Madeline Stowe) and former partner Charlie Lincoln (Malik Yoba).

Bleh, another detective that see's ghosts kinda-show. I know it's the popular thing lately, and I really like Goldblum, but I just think he would work better in some sort of surrealistic show.

October Road ABC - Best-selling author Nick Garrett (Bryan Greenberg) hopes to get over his writer's block by going back to his hometown of Knights Ridge, Massachusetts. Once there, he realizes he's got to face the people he wrote about unfavorably in his successful novel -- people he's successfully avoided these last 10 years. Best friend Eddie Latekka (George Stults) is disappointed that Nick abandoned their dream of starting a business together, and high school girlfriend Hannah Daniels (Laura Prepon) has moved on with her life. While Nick doesn't regret fulfilling his mother's dying wish that he experience life outside Knights Ridge, he struggles to be included again among those he let down.

That title alone bores the hell out of me.

In case you missed it

South Park Repeat Comedy Central - 10 pm/ 9 central. When another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, his dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out.

Yeah pedophiles, and reformed pedophiles should skip this show. Not for the faint of heart and easily offended either.

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